The Master of Disaster

Aug 16, 2012 by

Look at him. He’s so cute, isn’t he? What’s his name, you ask? Why, he’s the Master of Disaster. You think...

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Don’t Cry Over Spilled M...

Apr 17, 2012 by

First I hear glug glug glug followed by the pleasant sound of a river quietly gurgling in the distance… which is funny because...

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That Sparkle in the Eye

Feb 13, 2012 by

As you may recall, the Diva has a particularly close relationship with my eyes. Yesterday she gazed lovingly into my...

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If the Shoe Fits

Nov 21, 2011 by

Lately, the Diva and the Negotiator have been fighting non-stop. It doesn’t matter what triggers the fight and, in fact, it is...

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A Most Clever Move

Nov 7, 2011 by

It would seem that my eyes have left, or so I was informed by the Diva last night at dinner. “Mommy, you know the eyes you have...

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Brothers and Sisters

Aug 19, 2011 by

I give you the “Awesome Brothers” and the “Sensational Sisters.” Gotta love them. Share this:Like this:Like...

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On Showers and Shriveled Raisi...

Aug 17, 2011 by

Last night, I was trying to get the Diva and the Negotiator out of the shower. Showering for them is like an awesome party where you...

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This Morning

Aug 11, 2011 by

This is what I saw when I walked into the Negotiator’s room this morning: Nice. Share this:Like this:Like...

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You Know This Is Your Third Ch...

Jul 26, 2011 by

… you strap your baby into a papasan so he will stay put and watch his Baby Einsten while you take a quick shower but the baby...

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Little Pitchers

Jul 22, 2011 by

Last night was one of those unusually hectic nights where everything seems to take hours and the simplest of requests are cause for...

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Show-and-Tell

Jul 5, 2011 by

Today’s post was previously featured on Jill Smokler’s Scary Mommy. “This”, he said, holding up his...

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The Teenage Toddler

Jul 4, 2011 by

Have you ever experienced a moment that you know is straight out of a page from your future? This was a recent exchange that took...

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We’re Not Torturing the ...

Jun 10, 2011 by

The Negotiator had a brilliant idea the other night, one that I wholeheartedly embraced and supported. “Let’s give the...

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The Sparkly Animal

Jun 3, 2011 by

As I was getting the baby ready for bed last night, the Diva busied herself getting Daddy ready for bed. This entailed covering him...

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Is Preschool Good for Self-Est...

May 19, 2011 by

Absolutely and this is why: because every time I pull up to the school, the kids in all three preschool classes are looking out the...

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