The Master of Disaster
Look at him. He’s so cute, isn’t he? What’s his name, you ask? Why, he’s the Master of Disaster. You think...
read moreLook at him. He’s so cute, isn’t he? What’s his name, you ask? Why, he’s the Master of Disaster. You think...
read moreFirst I hear glug glug glug followed by the pleasant sound of a river quietly gurgling in the distance… which is funny because...
read moreAs you may recall, the Diva has a particularly close relationship with my eyes. Yesterday she gazed lovingly into my...
read moreLately, the Diva and the Negotiator have been fighting non-stop. It doesn’t matter what triggers the fight and, in fact, it is...
read moreIt would seem that my eyes have left, or so I was informed by the Diva last night at dinner. “Mommy, you know the eyes you have...
read moreI give you the “Awesome Brothers” and the “Sensational Sisters.” Gotta love them. Share this:Like this:Like...
read moreLast night, I was trying to get the Diva and the Negotiator out of the shower. Showering for them is like an awesome party where you...
read moreThis is what I saw when I walked into the Negotiator’s room this morning: Nice. Share this:Like this:Like...
read more… you strap your baby into a papasan so he will stay put and watch his Baby Einsten while you take a quick shower but the baby...
read moreLast night was one of those unusually hectic nights where everything seems to take hours and the simplest of requests are cause for...
read moreToday’s post was previously featured on Jill Smokler’s Scary Mommy. “This”, he said, holding up his...
read moreHave you ever experienced a moment that you know is straight out of a page from your future? This was a recent exchange that took...
read moreThe Negotiator had a brilliant idea the other night, one that I wholeheartedly embraced and supported. “Let’s give the...
read moreAs I was getting the baby ready for bed last night, the Diva busied herself getting Daddy ready for bed. This entailed covering him...
read moreAbsolutely and this is why: because every time I pull up to the school, the kids in all three preschool classes are looking out the...
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